Thursday, October 26, 2006

At least he's being honest

The shirt says:

I may not be Mr. Right but, I'll F*ck you until he shows up. Wow. I guess you can't fault him for being honest???

You tell me.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

And the winner is

The lady who decided that having her gut hang out of her mini baby doll shirt was a good idea today. I am a firm believer that we all need that one person in our life who will tell us the truth. Honey, you are not cute with your gut hanging out, cover up. Thanks.

Monday, October 23, 2006

One more thing

I will NEVER take a person with rotten teeth seriously.

I mean come on, do you really think I'm going to be focused on what you're saying?

No, I'm focusing on the rotten teeth all up in your mouth. That's nasty. Get that sh*t fixed. Ugg! That's just nasty.

Ok. I'm done.

I really don't care

Ok, so I'm in line at the post office and this lady behind me kept trying to start a conversation with me. Dammit Lady does my body language not tell you that I could giving a flying HOOT about what you're blabbing about.

Her: He is so cute
Me: Thank you
Her: What's his name
Me: Oh my goodness, this line is so long, I really have to get out of here

What the EFF did she not get about me ignoring her.

Give me a break.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Nosy People

Honestly what gives you the right to open your mouth to ask someone a question that is obviously none of your business.

Guess I was suppose to say, it's none of your business? How about you worry about yourself and what you need to do to get your life together. Ok? Thanks.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Who are her parents?

Is THIS VIDEO supposed to be cute? How about turn off the video camera and clean up. Just a little. Thanks.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Is this abuse?

Is it my imagination? The kid second from the right seems a bit YOUNG to be on that ride.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4